As a management-level employee of Lukewarm Ironclad, you’re granted a stock option.

(Who says we aren’t progressive!)

Sign up for it here.

Stock Certificate (Digital) $1.00

We’ll have the certificate hand signed and stamped by the SPQUS for you and emailed within 24 hours to your inbox.

Stock Certificate (Physical Print) $5.00

Need some art to hang on the wall to impress your vaguely disinterested/disappointed parents, significant other, and family? Why not show off the fact that you’re well-invested! Printed on fine diploma paper, then hand signed by Titus Thunderpunch, and sealed with a stamp from the SPQUS, mailed to your home address.