Welcome to Ethereal Crack’s online headquarters!
Home of our critically and guest-acclaimed attractions from ghost tours to tea.
As we like to say: Let’s go on vacation (and never come back again.)
We’ve been given a label that we are proud of – “a backyard theme park” – and quite frankly, it may be true. You’ll find our attractions listed below, along with how to reserve your spots. For more details, use the tabs above!
Ghost Tours Quick, fun, non-tacky, and to the point – you’ll never experience any other like it! There’s a reason that we are the largest provider of ghost tour experiences in the US!
Quick, fun, non-tacky, and to the point – you’ll never experience any other like it! There’s a reason that we are the largest provider of ghost tour experiences in the US!
Upcoming Book by Tim Starnes!:
Over five hundred thousand years ago, this swinging party we’re having would have not been possible, as we now of course have the advantage of indoor cooking, plumbing of both cold and hot water, music with no effort, and ready-made meals sold in semi-hygienic supermarkets.
Following this, I’m inviting you to join us on a trip.
This will be a trip through the course of human history, examining the diseases and disasters of yesterday, and how that these agitations along the course of history can aid us today in hosting a successful party. To help make sure you understand, and earn you course credit if you’re in community college, we’re going to experience these disasters firsthand. That’s right – get your tissues ready for a stay at a poorhouse in Milan during the height of the plague, a blanket and bottle of whiskey for our stay at the Confederate battlefield hospital during the Battle of Gettysburg, lifejacket for a sail on the Titanic, and a copy of all of your insurance forms for a stay at a modern day hospital bar, to recover from all of our educational experiences.
What “Agony” is About:
Agony is the mixture of three types of book in one – A historical cookbook combined with information on food-borne disease from 1400 to 2000, joined with home entertaining – as we explore ways that we can use the pestilence of yesterday to help inform our choices on hosting a great party today – all with a bit of fiction tossed in for good fun.
To check out current media coverage on Agony: Suffering Yesterday, Entertaining Today – check out the Media Newsroom and Archive here on the site!