About Tim Starnes (Founder & Executive Producer):
Tim Starnes is an American playwright meets entrepreneuritainer – current owner and CEO of Ethereal Crack, the largest provider of ghost tours in the United States, and other tourist trap attractions – he claims credit as being one of the world’s few “backyard theme park” owners. When not running Ethereal Crack and wrangling staff and his family, he writes stageplays that seem as if they have come from the pages of an irate history textbook left to go on an endless loop on an endless rollercoaster in an endless rainstorm, with periods of history shamelessly pulped together with fictional characters based on real figures, and then heavily peppered with autobiographical stints tinged with aspects of horror-comedy, cheap thrillers, German expressionism, and film noir.
Interested in comedy as black as licorice floating in the darkest corner of space (where nobody can hear the critics scream,) punchy satire, absurdism-tainted realism, and biting hard, he is here to prove that it is great fun (and exercise) to be run out of town by an angry mob, especially when you have style about it.
Things said about Tim Starnes:
“That was just inappropriate.” – His mom
“Waxhaw doesn’t have ghosts!!!!! Shame on you!!!!” – A lady on the internet
“Do you have to do that?” – Savannah Jillani